Oh come on, Kendall-we KNOW who does your laundry.
Imagine seeing flying TW
do you ever have that feeling of dread when in a few months you know everything is going to change and you dread your life not being like is now so you lie in bed and worry yourself sick
have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend